...you found me. I was hoping you hadn't noticed me. I was perfectly content idly observing from a distance.
Well, since you are here, you might as well look around. However, you should be well advised on a few matters of importance before you get started. First, if you are incapable of handling verbally violent (yet very well spoken) outbursts riddled with high intellectual value, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SITE!
Ok...are they all gone yet? It sometimes takes a few tries to get rid of the stragglers. Now that it's just us reasonable people, allow me to introduce myself. I'm TheWebMachine. Yeah, nice to meet you too...I think. That remains to be seen. Anyway, this site exists as a dumping ground. Whatever I feel like bitching about, when I feel like bitching about.
I'm sure you will find some of it funny, some of it sad, some of it disgusting, and - most importantly - some of it thought provoking in the most offensive way possible. The truth is rarely pretty, convenient, pleasant, or fair. More often than not, the truth will turn your stomach and make your head ache. So few media entities of notoriety are willing to present the hardest of truths, unless it suits a specific agenda...and when they do, it is riddled with opinion masquerading as fact. MSNBC is no more honest than FOX; you are simply willing to believe the one that most suits your interests.
This is where I come in. Everything I post on this site will be clearly labeled down to the most finite of detail, distinguishing fact from opinion. You will get all of the facts (not just facts that support my views) in addition to a clearly separate "op-ed" style commentary from the depths of my twisted view of this rock we live on.
Comments from you fine homo-sapiens will be allowed most everywhere. I even have a special ceremonial sacrifice...er, um...prize for the first troll to pester my site! Bring it, trolls! In fact, I'll even throw the first punch for you: Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch!